Another Evil Corporation Telling Me to Hump Things

I don’t understand.  Why is Toyota telling me to hump things?  And what exactly am I humping?  A Prius?  Random strangers?  You’re not giving me very clear direction here.  Your suggestion  seems irresponsible for a company of your stature, however, regardless of what it is you’d like me to make sweet non-penetrating love to. 

Shouldn’t I be driving your car instead of humping it?  If I’m getting down on an car, it’s going to be a Carrera, I just want that on the record. 

Shame on you Toyota.  Shame on you and your cutesie, perverted commercial.

 

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About mattS

Couch potato, burrito aficionado, whiskey sour drinker, handyman, writer of interesting things.

Posted on September 21, 2012, in TV & Movies and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Yes.

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