Another Evil Corporation Telling Me to Hump Things

I don’t understand.  Why is Toyota telling me to hump things?  And what exactly am I humping?  A Prius?  Random strangers?  You’re not giving me very clear direction here.  Your suggestion  seems irresponsible for a company of your stature, however, regardless of what it is you’d like me to make sweet non-penetrating love to. 

Shouldn’t I be driving your car instead of humping it?  If I’m getting down on an car, it’s going to be a Carrera, I just want that on the record. 

Shame on you Toyota.  Shame on you and your cutesie, perverted commercial.



About mattS

Couch potato, burrito aficionado, whiskey sour drinker, handyman, writer of interesting things.

Posted on September 21, 2012, in TV & Movies and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Yes.


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