Another Evil Corporation Telling Me to Hump Things
I don’t understand. Why is Toyota telling me to hump things? And what exactly am I humping? A Prius? Random strangers? You’re not giving me very clear direction here. Your suggestion seems irresponsible for a company of your stature, however, regardless of what it is you’d like me to make sweet non-penetrating love to.
Shouldn’t I be driving your car instead of humping it? If I’m getting down on an car, it’s going to be a Carrera, I just want that on the record.
Shame on you Toyota. Shame on you and your cutesie, perverted commercial.