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A Safeco Field Sendoff and the Inevitable End of Year Six

After lunch everyone met back up near the tree that stands at the end of Pike Place Market, at Virginia and Pike.  From there we moved in a more or less northwesterish direction to Lenora Street and took that to 5th Avenue.

Whether it was the time of day, the angle of the sun, the breeze off the bay, our sheer exhaustion or the city itself, this was a beautiful walk.  Seattle surprised us all by being clean.  I’m not sure why were surprised, maybe Portland lowered our expectations of every city, but we were.

Along 5th we walked in the shadow of the monorail line, but unlike most areas we’d walked through in Chicago or New York, this elevated train line didn’t detract from the buildings around it.  Businesses and real estate didn’t suffer for being near the line.  Except for the immigration office, or law firm, whatever it was.  I don’t think anyone really cared much about that place, though.  Or you know what?  It may have made that monorail cooler.

wpid-wp-1404253909665.jpegThere were boutique shops and restaurant, fountains and coffee shops, a glass blower, all along this street.  I understand, the monorail has a smaller footprint than a full blown elevated train line and since it services a significantly more limited area its reach isn’t as great.  It may not be fair to compare the aesthetic or economic effects of a monorail to an L.  And this one, I believe, only dates back to the 1960s, so NYC and Chicago have a hundred years of blight and decay on Seattle when it comes to that.    Well, you know what?  I’m going to compare them anyway.  This was a cool walk.   You did good Seattle.

We saw just the tip for a moment and it was gone.  We were so close!  The monorail line curved away from us and we turned onto Denny Way for a moment until at 4th Avenue we turned again.  Then there it was again and this time we got a good view.

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The Space Needle was really cool, and we only saw the outside of it and the gift shop.  Honestly, I’m ok with that.  It was $24 to ride up to the top and the wait was a little ridiculous.  Would I love to go back and take a ride to the top, maybe have dinner, see the city at night from up there? Of course.  I’m cheap, not dead.  Who wouldn’t want to do that?

Instead, we spent a lot of time in the gift shop and took some great pictures inside and out of the Space Needle.  Would it have been great to take some shots of the city from up there?  Absolutely.  Do I feel like I missed out on something because we didn’t?  Nope.  Besides, that Space Needle t-shirt was expensive.

Around the Space Needle has a great amusement park feel to it.  There are more souvenir shops; one Seattle-themed, another Northwest-themed, and also what I thought to be a third cleverly named shop but, in fact, was the actual monorail station.

wpid-wp-1404166307054.jpegNearest the Space Needle is the Chihuly Garden and Glass exhibition hall, featuring a massive suspended glass sculpture.  Just outside is an art installation called Sonic Bloom, comprising of massive Dr. Seuss-like flowers that collect solar power to glow at night and will also generate harmonic tones as you walk around them, giving them a cool interactive quality.

Beyond the glass museum was an amphitheater, an IMAX theater, the Kobe Bell (which I don’t think any of us got around to seeing) and tons of people.  Tons.  For everything that was in this area, there was still a lot of open space, great for picnics, field trips, I think some kids had a soccer game going.

We caught the monorail back down 5th Avenue and started walking again, hitting a disappointing patch of Chinatown and then stopping into CenturyLink Field to say hi to Richard Sherman before heading over to the Pyramid Alehouse.  It turned out, this was directly across from the ballpark.  It also turned out, that this is when things started to get a little hazy for me.  I can say, however, that there was definitely a baseball game at some point, after which, the Mariners were nice enough to put on a fireworks show for us.  I assume it was for us.  Why else would they have fireworks?  Obviously, it was to celebrate the conclusion of our trip.  I guess I could be wrong.

After leaving Safeco Field it was a short walk in the misty Seattle rain to the train station and a somber ride back to Tukwila for our cars.  The ride was somber for a lot of reasons.  Most of which are none of your damn business.  But we knew the night was winding down, that the trip was coming to a close.  Kevin and Tony had shipped their beer home already, and in the morning we’d all meet up at the airport to say goodbye to Seattle and Dave (mostly Seattle) and head home.

After the disappointment that was Portland, Seattle proved to be a high point of the trip, all of us agreeing that we would love to come back and explore more.  Which is great for everyone since Dave is offering free lodging, whether he knows it or not.

We eased into Baseball Trip this year and took it easy on the ballgames, giving ourselves the time to explore that we regretted not having on previous trips.  Sure, there were times we didn’t like each other much, but that’s completely expected when you cram nine people into two cars for a week, especially with how much Kevin farts.  There was beer, karaoke, sea lions, the Golden Gate Bridge, dirty old hippies, dozens of bookstores, beer, hills, dirty young hippies, more hills, more beer and even some baseball.

We didn’t do everything we wanted, but we did more than we expected.  There wasn’t a dull moment.  Of course, with this group of idiots, the same could be said if we’d have hung out in someone’s backyard.  That’s what makes Baseball Trip so great; it isn’t the baseball or the driving, it isn’t scaring the locals (or being scared by locals), it isn’t the beer or the crop dusting of entire city blocks.  It’s these people, this group, that has evolved and changed so much since that first year when our road trip route was shaped like a chicken wing.  C’mon, we’re from Buffalo.  What did you expect?  And yes, that chicken wing was hot and spicy, just like Nick Markakis’ mom.  Sorry, Baseball Trip joke.

There’s not one of us who wouldn’t agree with Tony (twice), when he said: Best baseball trip ever you turds!

So that’s it.  Thanks.

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Later losers. See you next year.

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the Only Anniversary I Actually Know

It may not be one of my finest moments, but it was one of my proudest.  By this time, so many years later, which, to be honest, feels even longer than it is, it really doesn’t matter.  The woman in question is probably dead and unless she cried out about the experience on her deathbed, which I find unlikely, never gave what happened a passing thought after that day.  On the afternoon of the Fourth of July there are many more things to be concerned with, and as I assume she was a wife, a mother, a grandmother, I’m sure she had other things of greater importance than rude young men with fantastic spiky rockstaresque hair.

Fun Fact: Buttloads are an actual unit of measurement.

Fun Fact: Buttloads are an actual unit of measurement.

In my defence, I was having a rough year.  I’m not sure I am removed enough from it, even now, to maturely write about the circumstances of that year.  Suffice it to say, I would not be where I am now if things had turned out differently.  In much the same way that an earthquake in 1812 caused the Mississippi River to flow backwards, the events of the better part of 2006 could have disrupted the course of my life.  I survived that year reasonably in tact due, in no small part, to good friends and a buttload of Jameson.

I was having a rough year.  Tack onto that the fact that my friends mostly worked a nine-to-five schedule with weekends off and a plethora of floating (paid) holidays, a luxury that I, working in retail, still cannot grasp the concept of.

It was the Fourth of July, and unlike my friends, who had gotten out of work at five the previous day with the promise of a day off, I mostly likely had to work… and then be back bright and early on the fourth.  Now, I don’t remember, but given that July 4th, 2006 was a Tuesday, I’m willing to bet a couple of those douchebags took Monday off as well.  This would have pissed me off.

So I went to work, weighed down with the knowledge that all my friends are having fun without me.  At least it was in the days before we were beholden to Facebook status updates for proof of our unique existences (which is actually what spawned my sudden desire to tell this story—thank Vic for asking for the backstory) and I wasn’t reminded via staged yet spontaneous in-the-moment photos what I was missing.

I probably went to work hungover as shit.  No, I’m trying to be honest here, I probably went to work drunk from the night (morning) before.  I told you, it was a rough year.  So by the time I got out of work I needed to procure three things: beer (to go with my whiskey), pizza, and solitude.  The first two were easily accomplished with a brief stop at Tops on my way home, and third, as cranky hermit luck would have it, had taken care of itself.  My friends were all going down to South Buffalo where in true drunk Irish fashion, residents promised to blow a ton of shit up in the middle of the street.

I don’t know if I was ever excited about fireworks as a child, probably only so much as a typical little kid is, I suppose.  I remember sparklers and those popper things you threw at each other’s feet.  I don’t remember much about fireworks as a child other then fragments of sitting on the grass at Riverside Park, and to be honest, I could just be thinking of the time I went there with my high school girlfriend.  As an adult, or the nearest approximation of one I’ve managed so far, I don’t recall an affinity for fireworks shows.

As my friend and her family no longer live in South Buffalo and the chance to witness this epic fireworks display my friends still talk about today, I do regret hiding away from them.  I wish I had taken hold of the events of my life rather then brood and allow the events to build swaying drunken walls around me I’m still trying to tear down.  Sadly, I’ve only recently realized I’m capable of doing so.  Instead, I’ll have to enjoy the stories I hear from that other life that occurred that night, and hope I have enough sense to learn from my mistakes.

And so I went home to drink heavily and play the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, which to this day I still have not beaten.  But first, a stop at Tops for frozen pizza and a case of High Life, neither of which would survive the night.

I tell this story as though I were the victim and the old lady the aggressor, but really, Us Weekly and poor timing is to blame.  Goddamn their flashy covers and utter lack of substance or passable writing!  The real victim here is that old lady, taken in by the promise of secrets about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes… or maybe it was Johnny Depp… you know what?  It doesn’t matter who was on the cover.  The feature articles could have been written by throwing a handful of magnetic poetry letters at your fridge.  I imagine the employees of these magazines to be the girls from middle school who always had a Mad-Libs book with them on bus rides.  Insert celebrity name, insert adverb, insert noun.  That’s your article on how “Halle Berry shamelessly exposed a hippopotamus tea party last Orange” gets on the cover of In Touch.  Orange was supposed to be a day of the week.  The author of that article has a little trouble with those still.

But there she was, little cart and all, that fucking old lady reading her Us Weekly while standing at the edge of the 10 Items or less line.

Have I mentioned it was mid afternoon on the Fourth of July?  With day drunk poor party planners scrambling around and clogging up lines with carts of food they just realized they needed?  Have I mentioned I had only a case of beer and a frozen (that was thawing as all this occurred)?  Can you imagine the sigh of relief that collectively escape the Jews who glimpsed the Promised Land after wandering the desert for forty years?  The noise I made when I saw the ’10 Items or Less’ line with only two people in it was better.

Except for Old Lady Us Weekly who had parked her empty cart across the entrance to this cash-line so she could take a moment out of her, clearly, oh so busy freakin’ day to catch up on the latest made up news of Tom Cruise or Captain Jack or Aaron Spelling’s ugly son.

I waited.  I waited as along as one should in this situation.  I clearly wanted to get into this line.  I needed to get into this line.  I had just spent eight hours dealing with people when I was in no condition, physically or psychologically to be anywhere near people, and then what did I do?  I went to a supermarket.  On a holiday.  I waited as long as one could in this situation.

“Excuse me.”

She looked up.  She glanced up from her magazine.

“Excuse me,” I said again, nodding so sweetly, so innocently at the line behind her.

She rolled her eyes and with what may have been one of those upper lip curls of disgust, pushed her cart out of the way.

I moved forward victoriously, a smile in her direction, and perhaps inward a bit too for my winning the right of way I did in fact deserve.

And then , with all the snotty snootiness of a spoiled high school girl Old Lady US Weekly says, “And you’re welcome.”

Under normal circumstances, I may actually have said ‘thank you’ before being prompted.  But that would have been a sign of weakness, a sign that I was in the wrong for simply asking her to move when she was absolutely and without a doubt in the way.  I apologize when something is not my fault, and I say thank you when I have given something up.  It’s a major character flaw that’s been lost to the idea of politeness that few believe in anymore.  No one understands what it actually means to be polite and so we overcompensate with apologizes when we, in fact, deserve them and thank you’s when we should be compensated by others with a simply thanks for our patience, or kindness, selflessness , a smile or offer of help.

Nope.

She had to say that.

So I slammed my case of High Life on the conveyor, turned back to her and said clearly and with great feeling, “Yeah, well fuck off,” and turned around.

How did she react to this?  I have no idea.  I reacted by paying for my pizza and beer and leaving, and then going home to drink half a bottle of Jameson and wallow in the fact that the video game character Link, with his pointy ears and magical sword, was more of man then I’d been up until that point.

That lady?  I don’t know what happened to her.  How she may have told that story later, with her as the victim, just as I’m telling you mine in the same way.  She may have been the sweetest old lady and my reaction made her finally snap, after years of taking shit from other people.  Maybe that was the last straw and she ended up driving her car into a restaurant in Amherst in revenge for my vicious attack on her decency, since old people were doing that pretty frequently for a while.  Not necessary for that reason, I don’t know why they were driving into buildings so much.  I swear, she was the only old lady I yelled at, that shit was not my fault.

No, she probably forgot about it.  She probably didn’t even hear it.  Or didn’t care.  Whatever.  Life can suck sometimes.  You let all the garbage pile up like I did, you try to keep it all to yourself because you’re scared or embarrassed or whatever else you claim to justify being afraid to ask for help, eventually it’ll find a way out.  And it’ll find a way out in any number of ways, some productive, some aggressive, some destructive to yourself or others.  And sometimes, you just need to tell someone to fuck off, even if it’s not the person that deserves it.

Like I said, it wasn’t my finest moment…

I’d be upset sparklers are illegal, but I can’t hold one anyway

Happy 4th of July!!! Be good.  If you can’tbe “good” — be good at it..

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